Introduction

Jay began life as a child.  He seemed to grow up rather normally; however, I noticed he developed, and even nurtured, some unusual concepts.  In time these ideas grew and evolved into the word pictures you now have in your hands.  If you buy CONUNDRUM it would only encourage Jay to produce more of these aberrations, which might eventually take form in another book.

 

The first book you buy might circulate among friends, and possible even to some of their friends.  All the while these conundrums would be ever so slightly altering your thoughts, attitudes and perceptions of the world.  Soon your friend's attitudes would change.  A sequel to this book would cause conundruming of more people's minds, and if this trend continued it would conceivably effect the thought processes of the entire free world.  So please, think about what you are doing.  Do not turn the page.  Do not read any further.  If you have already purchased the book, place in aluminum foil, wrap it in plastic, and put it in the garbage.  Then take two aspirin, lie down and relax.  You haven't caused any harm yet and what I have just instructed you to do will be good for the country.